As of 6/1/16, I think this page is due for an update. It’s been nearly two years. So, here we go!


I’m Jenalyn, and I’m known online as Velasha. The name came from my WoW character from the days of Wrath of the Lich King and it just kinda stuck. I turn 25 in July and I’m currently residing in Georgia, but plan to move to Indiana in the next few months!

I can be found primarily on instagram and sometimes on my silly facebook page that I don’t update like I ought to.

My IG account started primarily as a makeup account, but I lost the energy to do eye looks each day, so I started posting about nail polish, which has always been my favorite hobby. My hoard collection really took off in 2010 and six years later, we’re showing no signs of stopping. Send help.

I’m a little odd, and kinda quiet until you get to know me, but once you get me laughing, you can bet I’m going to snort and laugh even harder. No shame, y’all. No shame. Oh, and on the subject of y’all, I say it often. I’m about 94% not sorry. I grew up in Colorado near farms and I’ve been in Georgia for 9 years. I’ve got a bit of twang, and it shows in my writing (and I love it, no lie). God forbid you hear me once I’m upset. I become a tiny ball of profane rage twang. It’s glorious. Subtitles may or may not be needed.

I internet. Hard. I don’t people very well, and I work from home, so the internet is my sanctuary. Video games keep me sane and it’s my socialization. That, and my boyfriend plays, too. It’s awesome getting to play with him!

Speaking of him, he’s the reason why the move to Narnia is happening. We met through a mutual friend that I met through a mutual friend from a forum 6 YEARS AGO. Small. Ass. World.

Because I work remotely, I don’t get to meet my coworkers in person. Until now. The forum friend is friends with an Agent that I work with (eff yeah, Geek Squad <3) who is best friends with my boyfriend. Had I not met that first person, I wouldn’t be where I am now.



Ain’t we cuuuute? Yup. That’s Mark. He’s a mess. I’m a mess. It’s fate.


But uhhh. Yeah. I guess that’s about it? If you have any questions, please feel free to ask!

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